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Q: What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? A: Sandy Claws.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas? Q: What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends. Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don’t know if they’re celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric. Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred Christmas lights on the roof of a house? The kids are giving two to one I’m gonna come down the chimney before Santa Claus does. Every Christmas pageant throughout the world has a scene showing Joseph leading Mary into Bethlehem on a donkey. Do you realize what would happen if the Republicans asked for equal time? Sometimes I get the feelin that if Christmas, Father’s Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist. |
