Random Riddle: 9-2-2015

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Sep 022015
 
I live above a star, and yet I never burn,
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn,
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between,
PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials,
Now, tell me what I mean.

 

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Joke Of The Day: Ninety

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Sep 022015
 
Rubber Chicken One day a woman had 100 children.

She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique names so she named each one a number from 1-100.

One of them was named “one”, the next was “two” and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died.

The only one who survived was the one named “Ninety”.

Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own.

One day, while Ninety’s children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and the decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it “This” so that they could talk about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say “Lets go take This outside.” and things like that behind their mom’s back.

One day, while Ninety’s children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and Ninety’s kids don’t tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again.

Only Ninety’s Kids remember This.

 

 

The Most Famous Fictional Character In Every State

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Sep 012015
 

Matt Shirley and Sean Noyce created a map of the United States that features what they think may be the most famous fictional character in each state.

The Most Famous Fictional Character In Every State

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Of course Charlie Brown is the most famous fictional character from Minnesota, but is Marty McFly really more famous than Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Zack Morris or The Terminator? Well for very scientific reasons (we said so), yes he his. And also we knew everyone was going to fight about it no matter who we chose.

So let’s get this argument started.

Alabama: Forrest Gump
Alaska: Chilly Willy
Arizona: Rambo
Arkansas: Thelma and Louise
California: Marty Mcfly
Colorado: Eric Cartman
Connecticut: Beetlejuice
Delaware: Tyler Durden
Florida: Ace Ventura
Georgia: Daisy Duke
Hawaii: Gilligan
Idaho: Napoleon Dynamite
Illinois: Ferris Buehler
Indiana: Garfield
Iowa: James T. Kirk
Kansas: Dorothy
Kentucky: Rick Grimes
Louisiana: Gambit
Maine: Paul Bunyan
Maryland: Jack Ryan
Massachusetts: Norm Peterson
Michigan: Robocop
Minnesota: Charlie Brown
Mississippi: Rogue
Missouri: Tom Sawyer
Montana: Ellie Sattler
Nebraska: Wizard of Oz
Nevada: Bobby Munson
New Hampshire: Mr. Deeds
New Jersey: Indiana Jones
New Mexico: Walter White
New York: Barbie
North Carolina: Barney Fife
North Dakota: Jay Gatsby
Ohio: Freddy Krueger
Oklahoma: Doonesbury
Oregon: Ramona Quimby
Pennsylvania: Rocky
Rhode Island: Peter Griffin
South Carolina: Frank Underwood
South Dakota: Desmond Miles
Tennessee: Hannah Montana
Texas: Beavis and Butthead
Utah: Wile E. Coyote
Vermont: Jack Torrance
Virginia: John-Boy Walton
Washington: Frasier
West Virginia: Aunt Bee
Wisconsin: Kelso
Wyoming: Yogi Bear
DC: Murphy Brown

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How To Of The Day: How To Sharpen Your Knives

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Sep 012015
 

An excellent start to finish guide to sharpening a knife with a whetstone.

Enjoy!

The video above, from the How To You YouTube channel, explains everything you need to sharpen with a whetstone at home, and the best methods for doing so. Obviously, you’ll need a whetstone (as well as a few other things), and you’ll want to work near your sink or a bucket so you have easy access to water. Fill a container with water, then soak the whetstone in it until it stops bubbling. Inspect your blades for any trouble spots, and get to sharpening using the methods and motions described in the video; making sure to check your progress as you go.

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How To Sharpen Your Knives