Rotisserie Pork Loin On The Grill

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Sep 172015
 

Rotisserie Pork Loin on the Grill

Rotisserie Pork Loin On The Grill

There is something about rotisserie grilling that just keeps the meat so moist and juicy! A rotisserie is the perfect tool for a tender pork tenderloin.

Ingredients

  • Pork Loin (4 to 6 pounds)
  • Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  • Salt
  • Pepper

Instructions

  1. Rub the pork loin with extra virgin olive oil, salt, pepper, and garlic. Coat the entire roast and work the seasonings well into the meat.
  2. Tie the roast at 1-inch intervals.
  3. Set the grill up for indirect cooking at 350°F.
  4. When ready to cook, skewer the roast lengthwise on the rotisserie spit and let it rotate on the grill, covered, until an instant-read thermometer inserted near the center of the roast registers 145°F, about 15 minutes per pound.
  5. If you don’t have a rotisserie, set up your grill for indirect grilling. Heat the grill to 350°F. Put the roast in the cool zone on the grill, and cook as directed above, turning the roast about every 10 minutes.
  6. When finished, remove the roast from the spit if necessary and transfer it to a cutting board. Let stand for 5 minutes, remove the string, and slice thinly.
  7. Serve hot, warm, or at room temperature.

Notes

Soak wood chunks or wood chips and place in smoker box in a corner of the grill for smoked flavor.

By Gags

 

Pork Burgers

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Sep 172015
 

Pork Burgers

Pork Burgers

Serves 8
The flavor in these Pork Burgers is really incredible and recipe comes together so easily. You can even use Sausage for the burgers instead of ground pork. Just take the casings off.


Prep Time: 20 min
Cook Time: 15 min


Ingredients

  • 3 pounds ground pork
  • 2/3 cup applesauce
  • 3 teaspoons kosher salt
  • 2 teaspoon hot pepper sauce, or to taste
  • 1 teaspoon ground black pepper
  • 8 hamburger buns

Instructions

  1. Prepare the grill for direct cooking over medium heat.
    In a large bowl gently mix the patty ingredients. Gently shape into four patties of equal size and thickness, each about 3/4 inch thick.
  2. With your thumb or the back of a spoon, make a shallow indentation about 1 inch wide in the center of each patty.
  3. Brush the cooking grates clean. Grill the patties over direct medium heat, with the lid closed as much as possible, until cooked through, 12 to 15 minutes, turning once when the patties release easily from the cooking grate without sticking. During the last minute of grilling time, toast the buns, cut side down, over the same direct medium heat. Place the burgers on the buns.
  4. Serve warm.

Notes

Optional: top with Apple Tarragon Slaw

By Gags

 Posted by at 4:34 am

Tell The Temperature By Counting Cricket Chirps

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Sep 172015
 

Tell The Temperature By Counting Cricket Chirps
Did you know that you can tell the temperature by counting the chirps of a cricket? It’s true!

Here’s the formula:

To convert cricket chirps to degrees Fahrenheit, count number of chirps in 14 seconds then add 40 to get temperature.

Example: 30 chirps + 40 = 70° F

To convert cricket chirps to degrees Celsius, count number of chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, then add 4 to get temperature.

Example: 48 chirps /(divided by) 3 + 4 = 20° C

 

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Welfare Applications

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Sep 172015
 

Welfare Applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support of receiving payments.

  • I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.
  • I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?
  • Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
  • I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why?
  • I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
  • This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it.
  • Please find for if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can’t do anything until he knows.
  • I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.
  • In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a son weighing 10 lbs. I hope this is satisfactory.
  • I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children one of which is a mistake as you can see.
  • My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven’t had any relief since.
  • Unless I get my husband’s money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.
  • You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any difference?
  • I have no children yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works night and day.
  • I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn’t do me any good. If things don’t improve, I will have to send for another doctor.
  • In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.