Confucius Say: True Love

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Sep 192015
 
Confucius True Love is when you can sit in a room together and say nothing, and it feels like you’ve said a thousand words!

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Fred

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Sep 192015
 
Rubber Chicken An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies.

‘Fred what?’ the officer asks.

‘Just Fred,’ the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. ‘Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’

The biker replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me.’ I was born Fred Johnson.

I studied hard and got good grades.

When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.

Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.

Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.

Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.’

The officer walked away in tears, laughing

 

 

Rotisserie Onions

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Sep 182015
 

Rotisserie Onions

Rotisserie Onions

The gentle rotation makes the onions extra sweet and tender inside and deliciously caramelized on the outside.

Ingredients

  • 1 or more medium (8 ounce) onions, about the size of your fist. Root and stem end trimmed but skin left on.
  • 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

Instructions

  1. Skewer the onion through the root end; if you have an extra spit fork, use it to secure the onion to the spit. Then spit and secure the main course.
  2. Be sure to test that your food freely fits and spins on the rotisserie. It is crucial to test this out before you preheat the grill.
  3. Set the grill up for indirect high heat (450° to 550°F) with the drip pan in the middle of the grill.
  4. Put the spit on the grill, start the motor spinning, and make sure the drip pan is centered beneath the main course. Close the lid and cook until the onion is blackened on the outside and tender all the way through, about 1 hour.
  5. Remove the onion from the rotisserie spit. Be careful – the spit and forks are blazing hot. Cut the blackened skin away from the onion and discard. Dice the cooked onion, sprinkle with salt, and serve.

By Gags

Adapted from Weber

 

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