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After his recent stay in the hospital, Grandpa was particularly irritable, especially regarding food. At a nearby restaurant he stopped for a quick meal and the waiter provided a bowl of soup.
As the waiter turned away to return to the kitchen Grandpa stopped him, calling: “Waiter!” “Yes ,sir, is there something wrong?” “The soup. Taste it,” replied Grandpa. “I beg your pardon, Sir?” “Taste it.” “But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent.” “Taste it,” Grandpa persisted. “Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients.” “Taste it!” The exasperated waiter finally relented. “All right, Sir, I’ll taste it.” Then after a pause he said, “Where is the spoon?” To which Grandpa replied triumphantly, “Ah ha … “ |
