Remembering Hollywood Squares

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Aug 102015
 

Remembering Hollywood SquaresIf you remember the original Hollywood Squares and its comics, these tidbits may bring tears of joy to your eyes!

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

 

Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Slapped

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Aug 102015
 

Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Slapped - Bill Clinton, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee

Read these out loud in the voice of Bill Clinton.

1. Call me Fred Flintstone, because I’ll make your Bedrock.

2. Let’s play Titanic, when I say ‘ICEBERG’, you go down.

3. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar rise.

4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?

5. Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra?

6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?

7. You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants.

8. What time do you have to be in heaven.

9. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

10. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

11. How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

12. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

13. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

14. Do you sleep on your stomach? “NO” – Can I?

15. Playing Doctors is for kids. How about me and you play gynecologist ?

16. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

17. Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? “No?” Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

18. The word for the day is ‘Legs’. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

19. The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.

20. Hi my name’s Michael – Don’t forget it because you’ll be screaming it later on.

21. I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your place?

22. I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.

23. That’s a nice smile, its just too bad that’s not the only thing you’re wearing.

24. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

25. Nice outfit, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

26. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

 

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