Jokes Joke Of The Day: Louisiana State Trooper Ball August 25, 2015June 8, 2015 gags A state trooper just pulled me over. He walked up to my car and opened his ticket book. I said, “you’re going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper Ball aren’t you?” He replied, “Louisiana State Troopers don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, walked back to his car, and drove away.