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Two vampires are sitting at a bar when the bartender asks the first “What’ll it be?”
To which the vampire replies “Ah, make it a bloody Mary, and double up on the Mary.” The bartender then turns and asks the second vampire, “What I can do for you?” The second vampire replies, “I’ll just have a cup of hot water” Both the bartender and the first vampire look at him quizzically, “Why do you want hot water?” The second vampire then pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says, “Oh! I making tea.” |
