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Definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces. |
Confucius Say: True Genius
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Jul 262015
Random Riddle: 7-26-2015
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Jul 262015
| You walk into a very unusual clothing store. The owner charges $3 for a tie, $3 for a hat, and $5 for a shirt. How much would a jacket cost? |
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Joke Of The Day: Prostate Exam
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Jul 262015
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A man goes to his doctor for his prostate exam.
The doctor gets his glove and starts doing his thing, when suddenly, he finds a $50 bill! The doctor keeps searching and finds a large amount of bills and coins of different amounts. After he’s sure he got everything out, he counts it all up. Doctor : I don’t want to alarm you, but I just pulled $1999.99 out of your a$$! Have you any idea why or how this happened? Patient : I guess I’m just not feeling too grand. |
Jul 252015
The Sneeze
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Jul 252015
They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With their rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt.
Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears.
This class would NOT pray during the commencements, not by choice, but because of a recent court ruling prohibiting it..
The principal and several students were careful to stay within the guidelines allowed by the ruling. They gave inspirational and challenging speeches, but no one mentioned divine guidance and no one asked for blessings on the graduates or their families.
The speeches were nice, but they were routine until the final speech received a standing ovation.
A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone. He stood still and silent for just a moment, and then, it happened.
All 92 students, every single one of them, suddenly SNEEZED!
The student on stage simply looked at the audience and said, ‘GOD BLESS YOU’ and he walked off the stage.
The audience exploded into applause. graduating class had found a unique way to invoke God’s blessing on their future with or without the court’s approval.