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Q: Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea?
A: The next day he was found dead in his tea pee. |
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From Gateway Pundit:
Rep. Peter King – Chairman of the Sub-Committee on Counterterrorism – spoke to Megyn Kelly night about the concerns of a terrorist attack this weekend on the 4th of July.
ISIS threatened the US with attacks on the homeland earlier this year.
King said that New York City officials are concerned about a dirty bomb attack on the 4th of July.
Rep. Peter King: You wouldn’t see the… nuclear explosion detection devices being used the way they are.
Megyn Kelly: Excuse me, did you just say nuclear?
Rep. Peter King: Yes, that’s a big concern here in New York.
I have a job
I work, they pay me.
It’s a pretty good system that’s been going on for a long time.
I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem).
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.
So, here’s my question: Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt doing drugs, while I work.
Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
I guess we could call the program “Urine or You’re Out!”
Here’s another thought: Shouldn’t all politicians have to pass a urine test, too? How about passing an intelligence test, a common sense test and most importantly, an Understanding the Constitution Test!
If you agree with this, then please pass it on. If not… well… you’re probably not reading this blog any more anyway.
Some things have to change in this country… AND SOON!
1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
2. You’re sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
4. You tune into the easy listening station…on purpose.
5. You discover that your measurements are now small, medium and large…In that order.
6. You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers form a circle and start singing Cumbaya..
7. You keep repeating yourself.
8. You start video taping daytime game shows.
9. At the airport, they ask to check your bags…and you’re not carrying any luggage.
10. You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.
11. Your Insurance Company has started sending you their free calendar…a month at a time.
12. At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
13. Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
14. When you do the “Hokey Pokey” you put your left hip out…and it stays out.
15. One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.
16. Conversations with people your own age often turn into “dueling ailments.”
17. You keep repeating yourself.
18. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
19. You discover the words, “whippersnapper,” “scalawag” and “by-cracky” creeping into your vocabulary.
20. You’re on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.
21. You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
22. You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
23. You look both ways before crossing a room.
24. Your social security number only has three digits.
25. You keep repeating yourself.
26. You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
27. You go to a Garden Party and you’re mainly interested in the garden.
28. You find your mouth making promises your body can’t keep.
29. The waiter asks how you’d like your steak…and you say “pureed.”
30. At parties you attend, “regularity” is considered the topic of choice.