Random Riddle: 7-12-2015

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Jul 122015
 
When I get cranky I can flip my lid.
Little have I changed since you were a kid.
My name has withstood the passage of time.
Just like my dear friend the old nursery rhyme.
Whether I’m shut in or whether I’m out.
My comical clothes will leave you no doubt.
 
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Joke Of The Day: Too Many

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Jul 122015
 
Rubber Chicken An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man are on a plane.

The plane is going to crash unless they lose some excess weight.

The Mexican man throws beans off the plane, he says, “In my country, we have too many beans.”

Next, the Chinese man throws rice off the plane, he says, “In my country, we have too much rice.”

Next, the American man throws the Mexican man off the plane, he says, “That bastard slept with my wife.”