Random Riddle: 7-17-2015

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Jul 172015
 
I can be rocking, I can be rolling.
These strong legs of mine aren’t meant for strolling.
Sometimes I am armed and I have your back.
When I’m musical one of me you’ll lack.
I am uplifting for those on the rise.
When I’m in the fold I’m brought down to size.
 
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Joke Of The Day: What’s The Difference…

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Jul 172015
 
Rubber Chicken Q: What’s the difference between a King’s son, a monkey’s mother, a bald head, and an orphan?

A: One’s an heir apparent, the next is a hairy parent, the next has no hair apparent, and the last has nary a parent.