Joke Of The Day: Prostate Exam

Rubber Chicken A man goes to his doctor for his prostate exam.

The doctor gets his glove and starts doing his thing, when suddenly, he finds a $50 bill! The doctor keeps searching and finds a large amount of bills and coins of different amounts.

After he’s sure he got everything out, he counts it all up.

Doctor : I don’t want to alarm you, but I just pulled $1999.99 out of your a$$! Have you any idea why or how this happened?

Patient : I guess I’m just not feeling too grand.