How To Of The Day: Escape Professional Handcuffs With A Paperclip

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Jun 292015
 

Here’s how to escape from professional, double-locking handcuffs, with a single paperclip.

Use this technique if you’re being kidnapped, abused, or handcuffed to a sinking ship.

Don’t try to escape from the police. They will hurt you.

If you’ve been kidnapped, held hostage, or you’re just looking to become a magician, this video demonstrates how you can break out of a pair of professional, double-locking handcuffs with a standard paperclip.

This video, from YouTuber Grant Thompson—The King of Random—explains each step to unlocking the basic mechanism in a standard pair of handcuffs. When you have your paperclip bent the right way, all it takes is a couple quick turns. As the video points out, you should never try to escape from the police. It will only make things more difficult for you, so respect the law and only use this trick when you’ve been kidnapped, are being held against your will, or performing magic tricks. If your kidnappers are using zip ties instead, there’s a couple ways to break out of those too . Hopefully you’ll never have to worry about escaping from kidnappers, but it’s always better to be safe than sorry.

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Joke Of The Day: Not How That Works

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Jun 292015
 
Rubber Chicken Young Billy was walking down the sidewalk when he passed his Grandpa Cecil’s house. Grandpa Cecil noticed that Billy was carrying something in his arms.

“Hey, Billy. What’s that you have in your arm?”

“It’s chicken wire. I’m going to catch some chickens with it.”

Convinced that Billy was wrong, Grandpa Cecil said “Billy, you can’t catch chicken with chicken wire! Not how that works.”

Billy shrugs his shoulders and heads off. Later that evening, Billy passes back by and in the chicken wire was a bunch of chickens.

“Son of a bitch,” Grandpa Cecil muttered to himself.

Billy passes by Cecil’s the next day when Cecil noticed something in Billy’s left hand.

“Hey, billy. Whatcha got there?”

“It’s duct tape. I’m gonna go catch some ducks with it.”

Thinking yesterday was a fluke, Grandpa Cecil said “What the hell, Billy. You don’t catch ducks with duct tape!”

Same time that evening, Billy passes back by with about 7 or 8 ducks on a line of duct tape.

Grandpa Cecil is speechless.

On the third and final day, Billy was walking past Grandpa Cecil’s house. He an extra bounce in his step and was waving around something that Cecil couldn’t make out.

“Say there, Billy. What’s that you have today?”

“It’s pussy-willow. I’m gonna go get som…”

Grandpa Cecil interrupted Billy.

“Oh, hot damn! Hold on, let me get my hat!”

 

 

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