Joke Of The Day: Leaning Left

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May 192015
 
Rubber Chicken I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out.

For years, he refused… told me I was crazy.

But last week, he finally went, and sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was 1/4 of an inch shorter than his right. A quick bit of orthopedic surgery later, he was cured, and both legs are exactly the same length now, and he no longer leans.

“So,” I said, “You didn’t believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg.”

He just looked at me and said, “I, stand corrected.”

 

 

Obama To Ban Police Weapons

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May 182015
 

Obama To Ban Police Weapons

From Pat Dollard:

Obama Bans Police Weapons, Riot Gear, Cammo Because They Lead To Blacks Having “Fear” And “Mistrust”

Nothing like making cops less effective and safe against a terrorist attack.

“We are, without a doubt, sitting at a defining moment in American policing,” Ronald L. Davis, the director of the Office of Community Oriented Policing Services at the Department of Justice, told reporters in a conference call organized by the White House. “We have a unique opportunity to redefine policing in our democracy.”

Reuters: President Barack Obama plans to put in place new restrictions on the use of military equipment by police departments, following unrest in U.S. cities over the deaths of black men at the hands of police officers, the White House said on Monday.

Obama will ban police use of equipment such as explosive-resistant vehicles with tracked wheels like those seen on army tanks, the White House said in a fact sheet. For other types of equipment, such as MRAP (mine-resistant ambush protected) vehicles and riot shields, departments will have to provide added justification for their use.

Obama will announce the steps, which are the result of an executive order, during a visit later on Monday to Camden, New Jersey, where he plans to push efforts to encourage trust-building between police and the communities they serve.

Obama’s remarks in Camden will be the fourth time in as many weeks that he has held an event to discuss his ideas for improving life for poor black communities.

Excerpted from The New York Times: President Obama on Monday will ban the federal provision of some types of military-style equipment to local police departments and sharply restrict the availability of others, administration officials said.

The ban is part of Mr. Obama’s push to ease tensions between law enforcement and minority communities in reaction to the crises in Baltimore; Ferguson, Mo.; and other cities.

He is taking the action after a task force he created in January decided that police departments should be barred from using federal funds to acquire items that include tracked armored vehicles, the highest-caliber firearms and ammunition, and camouflage uniforms. The ban is part of a series of steps the president has made to try to build trust between law enforcement organizations and the citizens they are charged with protecting.

The report from the task force on military equipment cited the police response to the Ferguson unrest as an example of how the “militarization” of police departments can lead to fear and mistrust. In addition to prohibiting some equipment outright, officials said, Mr. Obama accepted the group’s recommendation to impose new restrictions on other military-style items, such as wheeled armored vehicles, pyrotechnics, battering rams and riot gear, and more stringent requirements for training and information collection for departments that acquire them.

The report to be released on Monday represents a two-pronged response to a problem that has emerged as a central predicament for Mr. Obama in recent months. He has struggled to acknowledge the sense of fear, grievance and victimization by the police that dominates many minority communities without seeming to forgive violence or condemn law enforcement with a broad brush.

In doing so, he is grappling with the limits of his power to force changes in police departments around the country, where practices and procedures are varied and the federal government’s ability to influence change can be minimal. The equipment task force stems from an executive order, and its conclusions affect only the material supplied by the federal government, while the policing recommendations are merely a blueprint for what Mr. Obama would like to see happen in jurisdictions throughout the country.

Mr. Obama planned to promote the effort on Monday during a visit to Camden, N.J.

The trip and the action on military-style equipment are to coincide with the release on Monday of a report from a policing task force that Mr. Obama formed late last year in response to the crisis in Ferguson. The 116-page report calls for law enforcement agencies to “embrace a guardian — rather than a warrior — mind-set to build trust and legitimacy both within agencies and with the public.” It contains dozens of recommendations for agencies throughout the country. Read the whole thing

Excerpted from Politico: Bayonets, weaponized vehicles and grenade launchers are no longer available to local police, following a report from a presidential task force on the militarization of law enforcement released Monday. And if local cops want riot gear and other types of armored vehicles, they’re going to have to meet many new standards for training and data collection.

The images of police in armored vehicles and camouflage uniforms confronting protesters in Ferguson, Missouri, last summer brought new scrutiny to federal programs that transfer military gear to local law enforcement officials. The outcry came not only from the traditional civil rights movement, but also Republicans like Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) and Rep. Raúl Labrador (R-Idaho). Now, the Obama administration is making that camo off-limits for urban departments, and local cops will have to make the case that they really need those armored vehicles going forward.

An effort to make relations between cops and communities less combative has become a central mission of President Barack Obama’s last two years in officee, and with Monday’s release of broader recommendations for “21st-Century Policing,” the White House is gearing up to temper the scenes of chaos in Ferguson and Baltimore with its plan for more dialogue and data. After Obama’s visit on Monday to the county police headquarters in Camden, New Jersey, — a role model of improved relations — his Cabinet will fan out across the country during the next few weeks to highlight other success stories, and Attorney General Loretta Lynch will start her own Community Policing tour in Cincinnati.

A variety of federal programs had offered local police ways to get surplus military equipment or use federal funds to buy their own. The events in Ferguson, which had been a simmering concern for civil rights advocates, helped bring the issue into the mainstream, and Obama asked the departments of Justice, Defense and Homeland Security to re-examine the programs.

What they found were “no consistent standards” for local police who wanted this equipment, said Domestic Policy Council Director Cecilia Muñoz in a call with reporters Sunday. She added, “There wasn’t a single federal strategy.”

The ban on certain items — including tracked armored vehicles and firearms higher than .50 caliber — goes into effect immediately.

But local agencies can still acquire a list of “controlled items” — things like drones, Humvees and stun grenades known as “flash bangs” — if they meet an extensive set of new rules. Those will be phased in more gradually to let small departments catch up, Muñoz said.

Under the new standards, local police departments have to get sign-off from a civilian governing body, like a city council, and provide a “clear and persuasive explanation” for why the controlled equipment is necessary. They also have to commit to training officers on community and constitutional policing approaches, as well as collect data on when the equipment is used for a “significant incident.”

Data collection is a major element of broader administration recommendations on 21st-century policing, also released Monday. Keep reading

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Jet-kart

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May 182015
 
Jet-kart

Jet-kart

It’s a jet-powered go-kart!

This takes “go-kart” to a whole new level.

Colin Furze is a plumber from Lincolnshire. He’s also a man well known to the web for his tenacious shed-based tinkerage, childish enthusiasm and inherent disregard for safety.

Colin’s previous work includes magnet gravity-defying boots, the world’s fastest mobility scooter, and pizza delivery bikes equipped with flamethrowers. But for his latest stunt, Mr Furze strapped a whopping great jet engine to a go-kart.

To make the shanty kart work, Furze refurbed and stretched an old kart chassis so the jet system (the bit that looks like a potato gun for Rubeus Hagrid) could be welded on, and the plumbing for the unique diesel-gas fueling system added.

And when Colin’s kart fires up, boy does it fire up.

In what looks like the starting sequence to a shuttle launch, driving Colin’s kart is basically the lift-off scene from Apollo 13, but taking place on the horizontal axis, rather than vertical.

The two gas tanks and recycled fire extinguisher full of diesel (yep, really) work in combination with a leaf blower to power the kart onto a hairy 61mph – slow by the standards of jet-powered things, but mighty fast by kart standards, especially considering there’s no safety measures in place whatsoever. And also because there’s a 12ft long glowstick belching great balls of fire inches away from his head.

If we were in Colin’s (presumably slightly scorched) shoes, we might have located a slightly smoother runway on which to test the jet-kart. And perhaps rather more in the way of fireproof clothing.

We admire the engineering, enthusiasm and iron testicles of the excitable Mr Furze. But please, Internet, if you just so happen to stumble upon a disused military jet, please don’t try this at home.

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