| It holds the words of men and catches their ideas and doubts. It speaks through a line and hears through a hole but never talks on its own.
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An Admiral visited one of the ships under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command. The Chief replied, “I’d be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the Navy insignia.” Horrified, the Admiral exclaims, “That’s very unhygienic!” The Chief shrugs and replies, “Well, if that’s the way you feel, Sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts.” |
They came in automobiles fueled by oil, wearing clothing made from oil, to protest oil, in kayaks made from oil. Then they tweeted their photos on phones made from oil and drove home.
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