Rain Washed

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May 212015
 

Rain Washed
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red-haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target.

We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.

The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in, “Mom, let’s run through the rain,” she said. “What?” Mom asked.

“Let’s run through the rain!” She repeated.

“No, honey. We’ll wait until it slows down a bit,” Mom replied.

This young child waited about another minute and repeated, “Mom, let’s run through the rain.”

“We’ll get soaked if we do,” Mom said.

“No, we won’t, Mom. That’s not what you said this morning,” the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom’s arm.

“This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?”

“Don’t you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, ‘If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!'”

The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn’t hear anything but the rain. We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes. Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child’s life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.

“Honey, you are absolutely right. Let’s run through the rain. If God let’s us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing,” Mom said.

Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars.

And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing.

Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories… So, don’t forget to make time and take opportunities to make memories everyday. To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.

I hope you still take the time to run through the rain.

 

One Night Cough Syrup

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May 212015
 

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And you thought NyQuil knocked you out? Take a look at the ingredients in this old bottle of cough syrup. It might not cure your cough, but after a swig or two you won’t even remember you have one!

Translated to English from source:

Since the last third of the nineteenth century to the early twentieth century America proliferated different medicinal remedies retail. Some of these emerging companies laid the foundations for Big Pharma today.

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This is the case of Kohler Company Medicine, Baltimore, Maryland, which in 1988 sold “One Night” cough syrup recommended for children and adults. Its label read it’s composition:

  • Alcohol (less than 1%),
  • Cannabis Indica F.E. (a.k.a. marijuana)
  • Chloroform
  • Morphia, Sulph. (a.k.a morphine)

Note how these ingredients are “Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients.”

The recommended dose for children was one teaspoon, 3 times a day combined with sleeping in bed. For children from 5 years, 15 drops for children 1 year, 5 drops. In severe cases, administer twice. Adult dose: Half a teaspoon three times daily and at bedtime.

The name of this medicinal preparation “One Night” no less curious. Did this mean that there would be no more night since one would not wake up in the morning? … Wacky!

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This remedy continued to sell to the public until 1934, when the Consumer Protection Agency. (US Food and Drug Administration) took action on the matter. It gave judgment finding that labeling statements in relation to the curative and therapeutic effects of the article were false and fraudulent, and ordering that the product was banned and destroyed.

Source…

 

Joke Of The Day: 3 Parachutes

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May 212015
 
Rubber Chicken Barack Hussein Obama, Hilary Clinton, the Pope and a boy scout are on a plane.

The plane is about to crash when they realize there are only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger, President Obama said “I am the president of the United States, as much as it will haunt me for the rest of my life, I must insist I take a parachute. I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people and the strongest military in the world.” The others agree and the president grabs a bag and jumps out.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said “I am the future first female President of the United States, and I am the smartest woman in the world. I will be everything Obama was not and in that manner set a new path for all women in this world. I demand that I take one of the parachutes.” The boy scout hands her a bag and she jumps out.

The third passenger, the Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old boy scout “I am old and frail and I don’t have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute.”

The boy scout said “It’s okay!”

“No, my dear boy. I must insist. I made my peace with God many, many years ago,” explains the Pope. “Dying will be like going home for me.”

“No, really it’s okay,” says the boy.

“My son, how can you be so fearless in the face of death? You are but a young boy,” asks the Pope.

The boy scout holds up two bags. “There’s two parachutes left. I gave that annoying bitch my backpack.”