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One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.
“Adam, you can start by kissing Eve.” “Lord, what is a kiss?” asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam went over to Eve and kissed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, “Lord! That was great! What’s next?” “Adam, I now want you to caress Eve.” “Lord, what is caress?'” asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam went to Eve and caressed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, “Lord, that was even better than a kiss! What’s next?” “Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve.” “Lord, what is ‘make love?'” asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam went back to Eve. A few minutes later, Adam returned and asked, “Lord, what is a headache?” |
