Joke Of The Day: The Magical River

Rubber Chicken Three men are standing near a magical river and legend says that one who says something whilst jumping over the river will turn into it.

The first runs and jumps and yells, “Eagle”. He turns into an Eagle and flies away.

The second man runs and says, “Fish”. He turns into a fish, falls into the water, and swims away.

The third runs, but trips and screams, “Oh, sh*t!”