Three Irishmen are adrift at sea. They are terribly thirsty.
Suddenly a mermaid comes up and says “I’ll shall grant you one wish.”
Without thinking one of the Irishman says “I want you to turn the sea to Guinness.”
The mermaid said. “Let it be done” And so the sea was turned to Guinness.
Then one of the other Irishman said “Sh*t, where we gonna piss?” |