Homemade Weed Killer:
1 gallon vinegar
1/2 cup salt
A dash of dish washing detergent (makes it stick to the weeds).
Empty spray bottle
Put salt in the empty spray bottle and fill it the rest of the way up with white vinegar. Add a squirt of liquid dish soap. Mix well, spray on weeds in the morning, rejoice in their death that evening. This works best on a hot sunny day.
There is always one person at the gym like this.
In a scene from “My Wife and Kids“, Terry Crews shows Damon Wayans how to do it right in the Gym.
Enjoy!
https://youtu.be/FF1TTXpAlVA
Funniest Weight Lifting Gym Moments – Are We There Yet Actor Terry Crews Showing Off at the Gym…
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A zoo bought a female gorilla a while back. Recently, she went into heat, so the zookeeper called all his friends at different zoos to find a male gorilla to deal with the issue. He called and called, but the budget his board had given him was only $10,000, and nobody could afford to ship their gorilla for only ten grand.
Meanwhile, this gorilla is getting dangerously horny. The zookeeper is working late after a few nights of this, and after a failed call with his friend in Tokyo, he steps outside and sees the Boris the janitor sweeping up around the gorilla enclosure. The Zookeeper says, “Marvin, look, would you ever be interested in having sex with this gorilla for $10,000?” Marvin looks at him and thinks for a minute, then says he will, but he’s got a few ground rules. “1. I will not kiss her. 2. Nobody must ever find out about this. And 3. I’m gonna need a few days to get that $10,000 together.” |
