Random Riddle: 4-26-2015

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Apr 262015
 
Middle of nowhere and end of the earth.
Start of a hanging and end of a birth.
It is found first here, yet found second there.
Both heaven and hell will have this to share.
 
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Joke Of The Day: Twelve Priests

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Apr 262015
 
Rubber Chicken Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, the priest took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up… And suddenly all the other bells rang out loudly!!!