Joke Of The Day: Smuggling

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Apr 112015
 
Rubber Chicken While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

“What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard.

“Sand,” said the cyclist.

“Get them off. We’ll take a look,” said the guard.

The cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border.

Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again he met the same guard who demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand.

This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. “Say friend, you sure had us crazy”, said the guard. “We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smuggling?”

“Bicycles!”

 

 

Biden Takes Toddler’s Pacifier And Sucks On It

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Apr 102015
 

Biden takes toddler's pacifier and sucks on it

A heartbeat away!

Vice President Joe Biden has been accused of putting his foot in his mouth before – but a toddler’s pacifier?

And not just any toddler– Jasper Michael Brown Quintana is the grandson of former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

Jasper’s mother, Georgina Bloomberg, posted a Facebook picture Wednesday showing the bemused, 15-month-old tot apparently trying to figure out what the veep was doing sucking on his pacifier.

“What’s a boy to do when the Vice President steals your pacifier?”she wrote next to the photo.

Both Biden and Michael Bloomberg were attending a Washington ceremony at which Bloomberg was formally made an Honorary Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, according to the New York Post.

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Teacher Has 3rd Graders Write Get Well Letters To Unrepentant Cop Killer

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Apr 102015
 

Unrepentant Cop Killer Mumia Abu-Jamal

Your tax dollars at work!

A New Jersey school teacher had her class of 3rd graders write get well cards to Mumia Abu-Jamal, a Black Panther who murdered a police officer in cold blood in 1981. He was found guilty and sentenced to death. After numerous appeals, his conviction was upheld, but the death sentence was not. He was removed from death row in 2012. Abu-Jamal was recently taken to the hospital due to complications from diabetes.

A group of eight-year-old children in New Jersey have written letters to convicted cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal, wishing that he will ‘get better soon’ while recovering in hospital from a mystery illness after being encouraged by their teacher.

The cards have caused outrage and alarm among political commentators, many of whom claim the 60-year-old’s illness is a fraud and clamor for attention.

Abu-Jamal, who shot Philadelphia police officer Daniel Faulkner in cold blood in 1981, was taken to hospital on April 2 after collapsing in the bathroom of the State Correctional Institution at Mahanoy.

But this week he was delivered two batches of letters – one from a third grade class in Orange, New Jersey and another from high school students in the Philadelphia Student Union.

The letters were delivered by Johanna Fernandez, a professor of history at Baruch College, according to Education Action Group News.

‘We shared a touching moment with Mumia in an effort to raise his spirits,’ Fernandez reported.

‘Two teachers delivered letters to us that their students had written to Mumia.’

‘It had been a long time since we had seen Mumia smile.

‘He chuckled as he read excerpts from these touching letters.’

The letters themselves or what they said were not released.

However the fact they were written and then sent has infuriated many.

Richard Costello, political coordinator for the Philadelphia Fraternal Order of Police, said the letters set a dangerous example.

‘I think its both alarming and outrageous that any teacher would use a group of innocent seven-year-olds to promote a twisted agenda glorifying murder, glorifying hatred and glorifying violence,’ Costello told Fox News.

‘He shot (the officer) in the back and then as the officer lay slumped against a wall helpless he leaned over and shot him between the eyes.

‘When he was in the hospital he actually bragged about it.’

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Teacher Has 3rd Graders Write Get Well Letters To Unrepentant Cop Killer

The White Lion

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Apr 102015
 

White Lion

The white lion is a rare color mutation of the Timbavati area. White lions are the same as the tawny African Lion (Panthera leo krugeri) found in some wildlife reserves in South Africa and in zoos around the world. White lions are not a separate subspecies and are thought to be indigenous to the Timbavati region of South Africa for centuries, although the earliest recorded sighting in this region was in 1938. Regarded as divine by locals, white lions first came to public attention in the 1970s in Chris McBride’s book The White Lions of Timbavati. Up until 2009, when the first pride of white lions was reintroduced to the wild, it was widely believed that the white lion could not survive in the wild. It is for this reason that a large part of the population of white lions now reside in zoos.

White lions of Mazanie are not albinos. Their white colour is caused by a recessive trait derived from a less-severe mutation in the same gene that causes albinism, distinct from the gene responsible for white tigers. They vary from blonde to near-white. This coloration does not appear to disadvantage their survival. The white lions of the Global White Lion Protection Trust (GWLPT) have been reintroduced into their natural habitat and have been hunting and breeding successfully without human intervention for a significant amount of time.

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