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If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot. |
Confucius Say: Thorns
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Apr 202015
Random Riddle: 4-20-2015
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Apr 202015
| We are always there for you; we cool you down; we help you rest; only one follows you and everyone has one of us. Once we are covered, we are hidden till the day we are there to help you again.
What are we? |
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Joke Of The Day: The African Lumberjack
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Apr 202015
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An African lumberjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.
“Take a couple swings at that tree over there.” The foreman said. The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single chop. “Holy smokes, you’ve got quite the arm! You’re absolutely hired, but I need to know what you can do. Try your hand at this tree over here.” The foreman points out a much larger tree. One, two swings and the tree crashes to the ground. “That’s incredible!” Cried the foreman. “Wherever did you learn to chop like that?!” “In the Sahara Forest.” Replied the lumberjack. “Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?” Asked the foreman. “That’s why I’m here.” |
Apr 192015
Mulunyan. :lol:
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: As I said before, I’m not lucky enough to have any Italian ancestry that I know of, but — but I consider myself an honorary Italian, because I love all things Italian, and the United States would not be what we are, or who we are, without the contributions of generations of Italian-Americans.
Apr 192015
