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Juan and Carlos have been stranded in the desert for 2 days. They are on the verge on dying of thirst when Juan sees something in the distance.
He gets closer to confirm his suspicions – off in the distance is an incredibly juicy bacon tree. “Mira!!” (Look!) “Carlos! Up ahead, it’s a bacon tree!! A juicy delicious bacon tree!” At this point Juan takes off in a sprint towards the bacon tree when out of nowhere he is gunned down! Carlos runs to Juan’s side as he lay there dying. Juan looks at Carlos and, with his final breaths, manages to say “Carlos, mi amigo, it was not a bacon tree. It was a ham bush.” |
