Joke Of The Day: Physical Examination

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Mar 262015
 
Rubber Chicken During my regular physical examination, my doctor asked me about my level of physical activity.

I described a typical day, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!

“No,” I replied, “I’m just a golfer.”

 

 

Bowe Bergdahl Charged With Desertion

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Mar 252015
 

Bowe Bergdahl Charged With Desertion

And Obama released 5 terrorists to free him!

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, the U.S. soldier who was recovered in Afghanistan last spring after five years in captivity, faces charges of desertion and misbehavior before the enemy, according to his lawyer.

Eugene Fidell, Bergdahl’s attorney, told The Washington Post that his client was handed a charge sheet on Tuesday. Army officials announced they will provide an update in his case at 3:30 p.m. at Fort Bragg, N.C., but declined to discuss new developments ahead of the news conference.

Bergdahl, 28, went missing from his base in Paktika province on June 30, 2009, and is believed to have grown disillusioned with the U.S. military’s mission in Afghanistan. He was held captive in Pakistan by the Haqqani network, an insurgent group allied with the Taliban, until a deal brokered through the government of Qatar was reached last year.

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Susan Rice Flashback: Bergdahl served ‘With Honor and Distinction’!

 

National Security Advisor Susan Rice defended the prisoner swap for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl on the June 1, 2014 brodcast of ABC’s “This Week” by saying Bergdahl “served the United States with honor and distinction.”

Regarding the desertion allegations, she said Bergdahl, “served the United States with honor and distinction. And we’ll have the opportunity eventually to learn what has transpired in the past years.”

Rice also said that “assurances relating to the movement, the activities, the monitoring of those detainees [released in exchange for Bergdahl] give us confidence that they cannot and, in all likelihood, will not pose a significant risk to the United States. And that it is in our national interests that this transfer had been made.”

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Wallpaper Of The Day: The Newark, NJ Police Motorcycle Squad

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Mar 252015
 

The Newark, NJ Police Motorcycle Squad

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The Newark, NJ Police Motorcycle Squad carries on a time honored tradition of upholding justice and keeping our roadways safe. We are proud to supply these motor officers with our motorcycles.

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