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A man was deeply in love with his girlfriend Wendy so he decided to get her name tattooed on his penis. When he was flaccid, it read “Wy” and when he was erect, it read “Wendy”.
The man and his girlfriend Wendy decided to take a holiday to Jamaica. Their resort happened to be clothing optional and so wanting to fit it, the man went to the bar for a drink sans clothes. He noticed the bartender, who was nude, also happened to have “Wy” tattooed on his penis. Getting excited, he asked the bartender whether he also had a girlfriend named Wendy and if he had her name tattooed on his penis. The bartender looked up at the guy, smiling, and said no he didn’t have a girlfriend named Wendy. The guy asked what his tattoo read then. The bartender, still smiling, replied, “Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day” |
