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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession… and I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. |
Jan 112015
Random Riddle: 1-11-2015
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Jan 112015
Joke Of The Day: A Horrible Sunburn
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Jan 112015
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A man passed out on the beach in Naples, Florida for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, ‘What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?’ The Doctor replied, ‘It won’t do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.’ |
Jan 102015
Jan 102015