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A man who just turned 105 is getting interviewed by the paper.
Journalist: “So John, congratulations on turning 105, we are writing a story about your everyday life. What is the first thing you do in the morning?” John: “I take a piss…..oooh I piss so much!” Journalist: “Okay John, but I can’t write that in the paper, what’s the second thing you do in the morning?” John: “I shit, oh boy do I shit!” Journalist: “John, come on, I can’t write that in the paper either, what’s the third thing you do in the morning?” John: “I get out of bed..!” Journalist: “Thank you” |
