| You use it between your head and your toes; the more it works, the thinner it grows.
What is it? |
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Random Riddle: 12-26-2014
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Dec 262014
Joke Of The Day: Moving To A Nudist Colony
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Dec 262014
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A man moves into a nudist colony.
He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a Nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half & mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo! He’s really worried but then remembers how bad his Grandmother’s’ eyesight is and hopes she won’t notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says: ‘Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle. It makes your nose look too short.’ |
Dec 252014
Wallpaper Of The Day: Merry Christmas
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Dec 252014
Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don’t Like
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Dec 252014
10. Hey! There’s a gift!
9. Well, well, well …
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
4. I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think — I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don’t like:
1. “I really don’t deserve this.”