Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

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Dec 252014
 

Christmas Knock Knock JokesKnock, knock
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!

 

Confucius Say: Christmas

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Dec 252014
 
Confucius You know you’ve grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store.

 

 

Joke Of The Day: 2 Of Santa’s Reindeer

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Dec 252014
 
Rubber Chicken The TV game show was really close. One contestant, an Obama voter, was asked to name 2 of Santa’s reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, “Rudolph and Olive!”

The host asked the contestant, “We’ll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?”

The man looked at the host and said, “You know, ‘Olive,’ the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names…”

 

 

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