Jokes Joke Of The Day: Calling In Sick December 3, 2014September 21, 2014 gags I called my boss on his mobile this morning and said, “I’m not coming into work today, I don’t feel very well.” He said, “You’re still drunk, aren’t you?” “No,” I slurred, “What makes you say that?” He said, “The office isn’t open on Sundays.”