Jokes Joke Of The Day: A Cheating Wife December 1, 2014September 19, 2014 gags A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 round magazine, and yelled, “Who in here has been screwing my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, “You need more ammo!”