Joke Of The Day: Redneck Magic Trick

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Oct 272014
 
Rubber Chicken A Black guy and a Redneck go into a pastry shop.

The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice. The black guy says to the redneck: “You see how clever black people are? You rednecks can never beat that!”

The redneck says to the black guy: “Any redneck is smarter than any black guy. Watch this and I’ll prove it to ya.”

He says to the baker, “Give me a cookie, I’ll show you a magic trick!”

The baker gives him the cookie, which the redneck promptly eats.

Then he says to the baker: “Give me another cookie for my magic trick.”

The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again: “Give me one more cookie…”

The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway.

The redneck eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: “And where is your famous magic trick?”

The redneck says, “Look in the black guy’s pocket!

 

 

The First Air Force One

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Oct 262014
 

A short video about the very first Air Force One, Columbine II.

Enjoy!

The first plane to be designated as Air Force One now sits in a southern Arizona field that’s part of Marana Regional Airport.

The aircraft that once spirited President Dwight D. Eisenhower on cross-country voyages is nearly forgotten on a 10-acre parcel, decaying under the relentless glare of the sun.

“I think it’s one of these big secrets that, really, few people know that it’s out there,” airport manager Steve Miller told The Arizona Daily Star. “It’s sad that it’s just sitting out there, considering its history over the past 70 years.”

The original Air Force One is a Lockheed VC-121 Constellation 48-610 that was built in California in 1948. The next year it was converted to carry VIPs and re-designated as a VC-121A.

It was named Columbine II after the state flower of Colorado, the home state of first lady Mamie Eisenhower.

In 1953 it became the official presidential aircraft until it was replaced in 1954, when it became the primary backup aircraft.

After a brief civilian stint with Pan American, the aircraft carried Eisenhower for a final time on Oct. 25, 1959, on a trip from Augusta, Ga., to Washington, D.C.

It served as a VIP transport at Washington National Airport and Maryland’s Andrews Air Force Base before it was retired and flown to Davis-Monthan Air Force Base in 1968. It was stripped of its identity and fitted with mismatched landing gear.

Mel Christler of Christler Flying Service bought the aircraft, along with four others, in a 1970 surplus auction, not knowing its true identity. He hoped to convert it to an aerial sprayer, but the plane would not fly due to the landing gear problem.

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Harry The Eagle

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Oct 262014
 

Harry The EagleOne day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.

After a while, when she didn’t return, he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate.

Since there weren’t any lady eagles available he’d have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is ……. ‘I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!’

Well this so got on Harry’s nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.. He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.

Again, the sex was good but all the loon would say is….. ‘I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!’

So out with the loon.

Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was…..

NO, The duck didn’t say THAT!

Don’t be SO disgusting!

The duck said….

‘I am a DRAKE, You made a MISTAKE!