Man Suffers From 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day

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Sep 262014
 

A Wisconsin man suffers from “Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome” that causes up to 100 unwanted orgasms a day.

Come again?!

What might seem like the gift that keeps on giving to some has been a non-stop nightmare for a Wisconsin man who suffers up to 100 unwanted orgasms every day.

“There’s nothing pleasurable about it, because even though it might physically feel good, the whole time inside your mind, you’re completely disgusted by what’s going on,” said Dale Decker, who suffers from Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome, an uncontrollable condition that causes spontaneous and persistent orgasms unrelated to any physical stimulus or feelings of sexual arousal.

Barcroft Media reports Decker, 37, of Two Rivers, Wisconsin, is the first man to speak publicly about the condition, which he said is ruining his life.

“Depending on where you’re at, if you’re in public, if you’re in front of kids, if you’re around strangers, I mean it can make a person break real fast,” he said. “When you’re on your knees at your father’s funeral at his casket, and you’re saying goodbye to him, and then you have nine orgasms right there while your whole family is standing behind you, you never want to have another orgasm as long as you live. But you know what? They just keep on coming.”

He first began suffering from the condition in 2012, after slipping a disk in his back while getting out of a chair. While on his way to the hospital, he had five unwanted orgasms, and they’ve continued on a regular basis ever since.

Decker said he has been unable to work since the accident that inexplicably triggered the condition, and has been mostly housebound, out of fear of experiencing orgasms in public.

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Wisconsin Man Suffers From 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day

 

Joke Of The Day: Regardless

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Sep 262014
 
Rubber Chicken A pregnant woman goes to the doctor for results of a test. The doctor invites her in to sit down.

“I’m sorry to tell you, Mrs. Smith, that your baby has some serious problems.”

“What problems, doctor? I mean, when it arrives, I’ll love it. It’s my child and I’ll love it regardless.”

“Well, yes, of course,… but your child has no legs.”

“Oh dear. Well, it’s my child, and I’ll love it regardless.”

“And it hasn’t got any arms either.”

“What?”

“Exactly what I said. Your child doesn’t have a body, or a face. In fact, your child is only a very, very big ear.”

“Oh my God! This is terrible! Well, it’s my child, and I’ll love it. I’ll learn all the lullabies in the world to sing to it.”

“Mrs. Smith, one last thing…. Unfortunately, your child is deaf.”

 

 

Arkansas Mom Destroys Common Core In 4 Minutes

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Sep 252014
 

Arkansas Mom Destroys Common Core In 4 Minutes

We need more people like Karen Lamoreaux to speak the truth. Common Core is nothing more than Social Engineering.

Hopefully this video will wake some people up.

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An ordinary mother of three eviscerated Common Core state standards in her powerful four-minute testimony before the Arkansas Board of Education Monday.

The testimony comes in the wake of major protests against the uniform guidelines. The mom, a member of Arkansas Against Common Core, and identified as Karen Lamoreaux, testified that rather than “a set of rigorous, college-ready international benchmark standards” that the Common Core initiative was touted to be, it tends to dumb down math solutions by, ironically, overcomplicating them.

As an example, she gave the board a simple fourth-grade division problem, which Common Core requires students to use 108 steps to solve.

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“The academia-jet set coalition is attempting to tame the American character by the deliberate breeding of helplessness and resignation—in those incubators of lethargy known as “Progressive” schools, which are dedicated to the task of crippling a child’s mind by arresting his cognitive development.” ~ Ayn Rand