Joke Of The Day: Crossing The River

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Sep 022014
 
Rubber Chicken Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed “Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river.” suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river.

The next man thought: if it worked for him, it’ll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed “Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river.” the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river.

The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it’ll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed “Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river.” He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

 

 

How To Of The Day: How To Eat Sushi

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Sep 012014
 

Apparently you have been doing it all wrong! In Japan you need to be good at two things to be a good sushi chef… making sushi and being social. In the traditional way to eat sushi you converse with the chef over the Sushi while the chef is making the rolls.

Remember don’t shake it! Shaking is just for men to finish at the men’s room!

Coming to you straight from the sushi chef’s mouth, Munchies presents the dos and don’ts of eating sushi, as taught by Tokyo’s Naomichi Yasuda. Be warned: You’ve been doing it wrong.

 
How to Eat Sushi: You've Been Doing it Wrong

 

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