Random Riddle: 9-7-2014

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Sep 072014
 
Ten pears hanging high, Ten men come passing by, Each took a pear and left nine hanging there.

How could that be?
 

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Joke Of The Day: The Ladder To Success

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Sep 072014
 
Rubber Chicken A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.

Looking up, he sees that the ladder disappears into the clouds.

Curious, he begins to climb. Before long, he is *in* the clouds. He looks around and sees the most horribly ugly woman he has ever seen in his life. Obese, snaggle-toothed, matted hair….. She looks at him, beckons, and says, “Have sex with me, or climb the ladder to success.”

Well, having no intention of doing *anything* with this woman, the man climbs higher up the ladder. A bit further on, he comes upon a woman slightly less ugly than the woman before. Not attractive, by any means, but not repugnant. “Have sex with me, or climb the ladder to success, “she says.

Again, the man elects to continue his climb.

Before long, he comes upon another woman. This one is actually attractive. Not a knock-out, but very pleasing. “Have sex with me, or climb the ladder to success.”

Well, he figures the women keep getting better and better looking as he gets higher and higher. So he decides to continue climbing.

A bit farther up is the most gorgeous woman he’s ever seen in his life! Miss America beautiful. In a sultry voice she says, “Have sex with me, or climb the ladder to success.”

Well, needless to say he is *very* tempted. But he just can’t imagine what could top this woman, so he decides to climb higher.

On the next cloud up is a horrid 500 lb man. You can see the lice in his hair, he stinks, his clothes are ratty….. “Who are you?” our climber asks in horror.

Grinning a toothless grin, the man looks at him and says, “Hi. I’m Cess.

 

 

Mutant Giant Spider Dog

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Sep 062014
 

A dog dressed as a mutant giant spider scares the hell out of people.

Enjoy!

Pulling off a good prank is easy: You just find people’s worst nightmare and then shove it in their faces so you and your friends can have a bit of a laugh.

Veteran prankster SA Wardega from Poland proved he has perfected the art when he dressed a little dog up to look like an oversized spider and let it lose on the general public.

People scream seeing the pooch standing over a ‘dead body’ in a lift, but our hearts really go out to the poor guy who, when trying to escape the abomination, gets caught in a giant ‘web’.

Watching it a second time round makes it a little less scary as you realise the dog is only chasing people because he thinks it is part of a game, but this is obviously hard to decipher when eight huge fury legs are coming towards you.

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Mutant Giant Spider Dog