Joke Of The Day: One Ticket

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Sep 092014
 
Rubber Chicken Three engineers and three scientists were traveling by train to a conference.

The scientists went to the ticket window and bought three one-way tickets. The engineers bought only one. The scientists remarked that there were three engineers but only one ticket. The engineers said to watch.

Right before the train left the three engineers crammed into one rest room. When the conductor came through to collect tickets he checked the rest room and, seeing it occupied, said “Ticket please.” One of the engineers cracked open the door and handed out the ticket, which the conductor validated. After a few minutes the engineers returned to their seats. The scientists were amazed, and said they’d try it on the way back.

On the way back after the conference, the engineers and scientists met at the ticket window again. The scientists said “we know what to do” and bought only one ticket. But the engineers didn’t buy any! Once again the scientists were perplexed. The engineers said “wait and see.”

As the train left the station the scientists got up and crammed themselves into a rest room. The engineers did the same. After a few minutes, before the conductor appeared, one of the engineers came out of their wash room and knocked on the door where the scientists were and said “Ticket please!”

 

 

Large Spider Crawls Out Girl’s Mouth

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Sep 082014
 

If you suffer from arachnophobia look away now because this creepy close-up clip of a spider emerging from a girl’s mouth will have your skin crawling in seconds.

Katrina Dewees, from Arizona, US, uploaded the six-second footage on YouTube, where it has been viewed more than 600,000 times. Wearing a cap, the blonde smiles innocently at the camera, before tipping her head back and opening her lips.

With her eyes wide, she releases the spider, which crawls out of her mouth – and on to the side of her face. Grinning, the woman – who posted the video with the caption ‘Anybody Afraid Of Spiders?’ – looks at ease with the eight-legged creepy crawly on her skin.

Dewees then sticks her tongue out of the side of her mouth and gives a cheeky look at the camera before the – disturbing – footage ends. Viewers will be pleased to know the golden huntsman is not considered dangerous – but is one of the largest spiders in Norther America, and can grow to a 12-inch leg span.

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How A Bean Becomes A Fart

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Sep 082014
 

Well, we’ve always wondered how this happens. And now we know, thanks to Men’s Health Magazine.

Open a can of beans and follow along.

Ever child learns the important ‘scientific’ poem as a child: Beans, beans their good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart. But why do we get gassy after eating healthy beans? Giant Ant explains the digestive process of beans in this cute and very viral animation they made for Men’s Health.

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The Nine New Levels Of Hell

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Sep 082014
 

Dante’s Inferno, a masterpiece of Italian literature, was written in exile with limited access to research materials, 650 years before the Internet. Here’s how Dante would have organized Hell if he could have seen the modern era.

The 9 New Levels Of Hell