How do you think this is gonna end? He-he!
I Believe I Can Fly
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Sep 222014
Random Riddle: 9-22-2014
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Sep 222014
| I’m an ever-changing constant. I can kill but never die. In the end describes me. Some have said I fly.
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Joke Of The Day: I Don’t Want To Go
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Sep 222014
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.” “Give me two reasons why I should go to school.” “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!” |
Sep 212014
Sep 212014
Drinking
17 – beer
25 – imported beer
35 – vodka
48 – scotch
66 – Maalox
Seduction Line
17 – My parents are away for the weekend.
25 – My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 – My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 – My wife is away for the weekend.
66 – My second wife is dead.
Favorite Sport
17 – sex
25 – sex
35 – sex
48 – sex
66 – napping
Drug
17 – pot
25 – coke
35 – money
48 – power
66 – Viagra
Definition of a Successful Date
17 – “tongue”
25 – “breakfast”
35 – “She didn’t set back my therapy.”
48 – “I didn’t have to meet her kids.”
66 – “Got home alive.”
Favorite Fantasy
17 – getting to third
25 – airplane sex
35 – menage a trois
48 – taking the company public
66 – Swiss maid
House Pet
17 – roaches
25 – stoned-out college roommate
35 – black lab
48 – children from his first marriage
66 – dust bunnies
What’s the Ideal Age to Get Married?
17 – 25
25 – 35
35 – 48
48 – 66
66 – 17
Ideal Date
17 – Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 – “Split the check before we go back to my place.”
35 – “Just come over.”
48 – “Just come over and cook.”
66 – “Come over and watch Star Trek re-runs.”