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An old couple was preparing for bed while on their honeymoon. When the man took his socks off, his bride noticed he only had two or three toes.
“Oh goodness,” she said, “what happened to your feet?” “I had Tolio,” he replied. “You mean Polio?” she asked. “No, Tolio,” he said. Next he removed his pants and she saw that his knees were bent backwards. “Wow! What happened to your knees?” she asked. “I had Knee Coli,” he answered. “E. Coli?” asked the wife. “No,” he replied, “Knee Coli.” Finally, he removed his underwear. “Oh, let me guess,” she said, “Smallcox?” |
