Random Riddle: 8-1-2014

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Aug 012014
 
I stay in one place but get what I need from afar. I can change from close and change from far. My life makes people happy and sad. I can die and be reborn again.

What am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Group Picture

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Aug 012014
 
Rubber Chicken The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, “There’s Jennifer; she’s a lawyer,’ or “That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.'”

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher. She’s dead.”