| I am not a girl’s best friend though I am very close. I can be good and start a new trend. I am hard to find. I am born in a mouth. If you’re looking for me, look toward the south. What am I? |
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Judge Hammonds and Judge Ridgeley were both arrested on a Tuesday for over-speeding. Instead of being tried in court by a third judge, they had this brilliant idea to hear each others case.
Judge Hammonds took the bench while Judge Ridgeley stood at the defendant’s table. As pre-arranged, Judge Ridgeley admitted that he was guilty. Judge Hammonds let go the fine, and only gave a small reprimand. They switched places and now it was Judge Ridgeley’s turn to pass the judgement. Judge Hammonds admitted to the charge of speeding, and Judge Ridgeley wasted no time in fining the other judge $300 plus court expenses. Judge Hammonds was infuriated and demanded from Judge Ridgeley why he had not kept his part of the bargain. Judge Ridgeley was calm and replied, “Well, this is the 2nd such case in a day. Someone needs to get strict about all this over-speeding!” |
There has been little said about Obama’s insistent use of the word “ISIL” to describe the murderous savages currently rampaging across Iraq executing non-believers and infidels.
Perhaps the message below, by Terry Hestilow, may hold the real answer.
To pee or not to pee?
This video suggests that peeing in the ocean can actually be beneficial as it creates ammonium that feeds ocean plant life.
Peeing in the ocean: Many have done it, but few admit to it. Fortunately for beachgoers everywhere, our latest episode of Reactions explains why, from an environmental perspective, it is absolutely OK to pee in the ocean.
