Questions To Ponder

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Jul 282014
 
Questions To Ponder
  1. If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  3. Is there another word for synonym?
  4. Isn’t a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
  5. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
  6. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
  7. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  8. Is it possible to be totally partial?
  9. What’s another word for thesaurus?
  10. When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
  11. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
  12. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
  13. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  14. Why are there interstate freeways in Hawaii?
  15. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  16. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
  17. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  18. Why is it that when we transport something by car, it’s called shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

 

Random Riddle: 7-28-2014

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Jul 282014
 
I am just a small letter, you see,
As irrational as I can be,
Though it sounds quite insane,
When I’m squared, you’ll obtain,
The negative of little me.
 
Riddle

 

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Joke Of The Day: Obama At A Primary School

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Jul 282014
 
Rubber Chicken Barack Hussein Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids.

After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.

”Walter,” responds the little boy.

“And what is your question, Walter?”

“I have seven questions”

First, “Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?”

Second, “Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it’s actually Gotten worse?”

Third, “Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said That you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs

Fourth, “Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?”

“Fifth, Why do you continue to cover up the Benghazi scandal?”

“Sixth, Why did you spy on your own U.S. Citizens?”

“And lastly, why did the IRS target Republicans?

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right: question time… Who has a question?”

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

“Steve,” he responds.

“And what is your question, Steve?”

Actually, I have two questions.

First, “Why did the recess bell ring 40 minutes early?”

Second, “What the hell happened to Walter?”