Is the toilet seat really all that dirty or dangerous? Would you chop your Michelle Obama approved vegetables on your toilet seat?
ASAPScience breaks it down.
| I can be huge, or I can be small. I can be long like a sausage, or round like a ball. I might stay with you, or I might travel for miles. For those of few years, I always bring smiles. What am I? |
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A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two Blonde Genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the Blonde Genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom in a golf course mansion and surrounded by a dozens of beautiful women. After he finally makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous mansion. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet and he looks down and all the floors are covered in $100 bills several inches deep. Then there’s a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he’s dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It’s the two Blonde Genies. One Blonde Genie says to they other one, “I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to….I can also understand him wanting to be a multi millionaire….but why he wanted to be hung like a black guy is beyond me.” |
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Brigitte Gabriel receives a standing ovation after responding to a “Moderate” Muslim at Benghazi Panel at the Heritage Foundation.
Brigitte Gabriel Response To Moderate Muslim Receives Standing Ovation During Benghazi Panel
Brigitte Gabriel
Brigitte Gabriel is one of the leading terrorism experts in the world providing information and analysis on the rise of terrorism. She lectures nationally and internationally about terrorism and current affairs. Her expertise is sought after by world and business leaders. She has addressed the Australian Prime Minister, members of The British Parliament/House of Commons, members of the United States Congress, The Pentagon, The Joint Forces Staff College, The US Special Operations Command, The US Asymmetric Warfare group, the FBI, and many others. In addition, Gabriel is a regular guest analyst on Fox News Channel, CNN, MSNBC, and various top 100 radio stations across America. She serves on the board of advisors of the Intelligence Summit. Ms. Gabriel was Keynote speaker for Homeland Security Certification annual conference in 2009 in Las Vegas.
Ms. Gabriel is founder, president and CEO of ACT! for America, the largest grassroots citizen action network dedicated to preserving national security with 279,000 members. She’s the author of two New York Times Best Sellers, BECAUSE THEY HATE: A Survivor of Islamic Terror Warns America. And THEY MUST BE STOPPED: Why we must defeat radical Islam and how we can do it. Ms. Gabriel is named one of the top 50 most prominent speakers in America. She speaks Arabic, French, English and Hebrew.
