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A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two Blonde Genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the Blonde Genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom in a golf course mansion and surrounded by a dozens of beautiful women. After he finally makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous mansion. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet and he looks down and all the floors are covered in $100 bills several inches deep. Then there’s a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he’s dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It’s the two Blonde Genies. One Blonde Genie says to they other one, “I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to….I can also understand him wanting to be a multi millionaire….but why he wanted to be hung like a black guy is beyond me.” |
