A compilation of clips of a cute baby duck growing up. Will it end with the duck as dinner?
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May 162014
Random Riddle: 5-16-2013
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May 162014
| All about but cannot be seen; can be captured cannot be held; no throat but can be heard.
What am I? |
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Joke Of The Day: How Things Work At The Pearly Gates
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May 162014
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An old man dies and goes to the Pearly Gates where he is greeted by St. Peter.
St. Peter says to the old man, “I’ll explain the rules to you. You need 100 points to enter heaven. You can start telling me all the good deeds that you have done and I will allot you points. If you score a hundred, you will be given entry.” The old man begins, “I was happily married to the same woman for 63 years. I never as much as looked at another woman in my life. I loved my wife and took care of all her needs.” “That’s good,” says St. Peter. “I’ll give you 3 points.” “Oh,” says the man. “This is going to be tougher than I thought. Well, I was regular at church regularly, volunteered my time and prayed faithfully.” “Fine,” says St. Peter, “That will be another 2 points.” “Just 2 points?” says the old man. “All right, I was also involved with a prison ministry for twenty years. I went into the prison, every month and shared prayers with them.” “Great!” says St. Peter. “Another 3 points for you!” “Only three points!” says the man. “At the rate we are going, it will be only by the grace of God that I will ever get into this place.” “Bingo!” says St. Peter. “That’s a hundred points! Come on in.” |
May 152014
Obama Is No Ordinary Weakling
This letter to the editor of The Register-Guard was written by Reis R. Kash of Springfield, Oregon. The letter appeared in the newspaper on March 19, 2014.
All too true and real!
Those who compare the bare-chested conqueror of the Crimea with the metrosexual ruler of the United States and find our emperor weak to the point of deserving ridicule miss the essential strength of President Obama.
It’s no ordinary weakling who can turn a once-respected country into an international joke; reduce Congress to a gaggle of sniveling sycophants; turn the world’s finest medical system into a failed third-rate socialist nightmare with a stroke of his pen; shatter our Constitution without attempted recourse by the sons and daughters of frontiersmen and pioneers whose blood was used to write that inspired document; and turn the people of our once-united states into a herd of competing minorities who, like suckling pigs, are each afraid to lose his place on the government teat should he raise his voice to protest the ruin of our country.
So don’t denigrate the nonentity ruler who has overcome his uncertain ancestry and ludicrous incompetence to do what no other king or dictator has been able to do in our 237-year history: He has destroyed America.
REIS R. KASH
Springfield
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May 152014
