Joke Of The Day: Fending Off A Shark Attack

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Apr 262014
 
Rubber Chicken Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.

If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.

If this doesn’t work, beat the shark with your stump.