Redneck Space Program

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Apr 272014
 

This is what happens when you get tired of watching Hee Haw reruns.

There are lots of ways to get your jollies, but these yocals amuse themselves in a way that’s likely to win them a Darwin Award – lighting barrels filled with combustible gasses so they go flying sky high.

Source…

via Geeks Are Sexy
 

Why Does Swiss Cheese Have Holes?

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Apr 272014
 

Why does Swiss Cheese have holes? The answer to one of the questions that keep me up at night.

Enjoy!

SciShow explains:
a) why Swiss cheese has holes
b) what Swiss cheese is called in Switzerland
c) what vested interest the U.S. government has in said cheese holes.

Seriously, people.

 

Random Riddle: 4-27-2014

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Apr 272014
 
Stronger than any beast, rougher than any sea. Steadier than a favorable wind and of me none shall be free.

What am I?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Vow Of Silence

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Apr 272014
 
Rubber Chicken A man joins a monastery and although he takes a vow of silence, he is permitted to say two words every seven years.

After the first seven years have past, the elders bring him in and ask him for his two words.

“Cold floors,” he says. The elders nod and send him away.

After seven more years, they bring him in and ask for his two words.

“Lousy food,” he mumbles. Again, the elders nod and send him away.

Another seven years pass and the elders bring him in and once more ask him for his two words.

“I quit,” he says, clearing his throat.

“We’re not surprised,” says the elders, “you’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”