Random Riddle: 4-18-2014

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Apr 182014
 
I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. So tell me, what I must be!
 
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Joke Of The Day: The World Women’s Conference

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Apr 182014
 
Rubber Chicken At the 2014 World Women’s Conference the first speaker from England stood up:
“At last years’ conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.”

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from America stood up:
“After last years’ conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well.”

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Australia stood up:
“After last years’ conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.”

 

 

Apr 172014
 
A Selfie Of Boobs

 
A selfie of two boobs.

A Selfie Of Boobs

The newest craze is taking a selfie of boobs.

Joe Biden, the Vice President of the United States, decided to enter the selfie game with a bang: he took a selfie with none other than the President himself, Barack Obama. Not bad for a beginner, huh?

The caption of the selfie photo, taken in the back of a car and posted on Instagram, reads “Found a friend to join my first selfie on Instagram. Thanks for following and stay tuned. –VP”

Source…

Previously:
Taking Selfies Is A Mental Disorder