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The town’s bank manager called the police station to report a robbery.
‘You’ll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my bank, the doors opened. Out comes these robbers and they lead an elephant out of the truck. The elephant then breaks through my plate glass window, sticks his trunk in, sucks up all the money. Then the gang lead the elephant back into the truck. The robbers close the truck doors and the truck pulled away.’ The desk sergeant said, ‘Could you tell me, for identification purposes, whether it was an African elephant or an Indian elephant?’ ‘How can you tell the difference?’ asked the bank manager. ‘Well,’ said the sergeant, ‘The African elephant has great big ears whereas the Indian elephant has little ears. So which kind of elephant was used in the robbery?’ ‘How should I know? I couldn’t see his ears,’ said the bank manager. ‘He had a stocking over his head.’ |
